SPAM subject line Haiku

by iGanja 17. October 2006 05:47

Oh my darling scrappy doo, and her penchant for wit!
she made me laugh today with her haiku of the spam.

I just had to add one of my own, and so now I challenge all to a Haiku-Off!

and here is mine:

wild college coeds:
you need a bigger penis,
check out my web cam!

oh, I ganja


Comments (8) -

scrappydooster United States
10/19/2006 7:23:00 AM #

we should set up a website just for this; it's one of those whacky ideas that just might garner speed scrappy me doo!

iGanja United States
10/20/2006 6:43:57 AM #

where's your Haiku?

Kelli United States
10/20/2006 7:12:09 AM #

Mr. Moore, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiku and she's talking about some little party. If she doesn't do the assignment, I can't do mine! Just my clueless mind...

Kelli United States
10/20/2006 7:36:08 AM #

Allllrighty then.... Orange autumn leaves: blowing in the wind, black cats howl. The above comment was suppose to read.... Mr. Moore, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiku and he is talking about wild college coed's and penis'. Just seems so fitting. Again it is a Clueless mind speaking or just warn out from all the work it does. "Sleep, I'd rather sleep"

iGanja United States
10/20/2006 9:11:40 AM #

me thinks you missed the point. but, i still like your 4-5-3 Haiku.

Bigdog United States
11/9/2006 7:37:56 AM #

Need a home loan fast?
Lower your mortgage rate now!
We will pay your fees.

kmt United States
11/13/2006 7:38:16 AM #

a few combinations for your consideration...
This is so easy.
your Erectile Dysfunction.
fingered till it squirts

people who got slim
Produce them with Spermamax.
fat friends envy you

legislate tampon
get a chick extremely quick
fingered till it squirts

people who got slim
Lasagna from heaven home
fat friends envy you

iGanja United States
11/14/2006 7:38:28 AM #

Great! [milk shooting from nose]

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Oh, I Ganja

When something becomes clear, when a wrong is righted, when vengeance is yours. It doth not matter when, where or why. It is an epiphany, the clairvoyance to conjure up the stolen data tapes, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to go do, that voodoo, that you do, so well. When we finally see past the layers of muck and grim our society has cloaked itself in, we exclaim "Oh, I Ganja!"

Let us not hide our heads in the proverbial sand. Let us question everything and seek enlightenment in answers. But wait, there's more! If you act now, we may even sprinkle in some truth with those answers...

Oh, I Ganja!

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