Had the vice president had better aim…

by iGanja 15. February 2006 17:33

cheney2.jpgSilly me, I thought birds flew in the air.  If Cheney had even slightly better aim, and we’re talking very slight, he’d have shot the guy square in the neck and head and may have killed the poor lawyer immediately!  Although, I’d say one less lawyer in the world wouldn’t be so bad.  Did you hear the one about the busload of lawyers driving off a cliff?  Yeah, that one always gets me…  Anyway, so now that Cheney has been persuaded to finally come clean to the public from pressure by the media (see they can be good for something once in a great while,) will he answer any questions regarding his possible indictment, if this guy does end up dieing due to complications from being shot?  Does it matter how many times Cheney apologizes and/or wishes the old guy well and a “speedy recovery” if he ends up dieing?  I wonder, will we find out that he was actually in very poor health in the first place?   Or maybe that he was suffering form some terminal illness already?  At what point do we say that the cause of death was not being shot with up to 200 pellets of lead?  At the very least, Cheney has measurably shortened this guy’s life!  Michele says that “hunting accidents” are not criminally prosecutable.  They are in fact “accidents.”   I disagree.  If the “accident” was caused by absolute stupidity and negligence, then it should be, nay must be, criminal.  I can’t help but think that if it were any average Joe or Jane blow citizen, they’d be locked up awaiting trial right now.  This kind of double standard makes me sick.


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Is it any wonder why Cheney is “famously reluctant to speak to the media”?  It is, in fact, that there simply aren’t enough spin doctors in Washington to keep ahead of him and all the other complete morons now infesting our federal government.  Hell, the good ones are all kept busy trying to make Donald Rumsfeld sound intelligent, which is a full fucking time job for a teeming hive of public relations carpet baggers.  So, poor Dick Cheney must wait almost five days before Washington can organize a “pre-recorded” (which is just a euphemism for edited beyond recognition,) press conference, that is cleverly advertised as an interview, to “explain” to the American people just why, even though he is a republican (which automatically entitles him to NRA support,) he can’t handle a gun without shooting one of his good buddies.  Or why he doesn’t know the difference between foul (as in lawyer) and fowl.

There has to be a joke in here somewhere in reference to our last dumbshit vice president Dan Quayle and Dick Cheney’s quail accident, but it alludes me at this time…  20$ to anyone who can put these two together to make a laughable joke.

oh, I ganja


Comments (6) -

michelie United States
2/15/2006 11:07:31 AM #

"If Cheney had shot Dan Quayle, America would be cheering. But since Cheney just shot a lawyer, why isn't America cheering?" padadatttting Here all week...tips go in the jar...thank you thank you veruh muuhch.

michelie United States
2/15/2006 11:10:04 AM #

"If Dan Quayle had been quail hunting and had shot his hunting buddy, the only thing America would be demanding is where to sign up as _his_ hunting partner. They sure wouldnt' give a damn about the condion of the lawyer who was shot." padadatttting Here all week...tips go in the jar...thank you thank you veruh muuhch.

michelie United States
2/15/2006 11:29:39 AM #

Where's my 20 spot. Neither was worth $20 but @$10 each, it's a bargain

kmt United States
2/16/2006 4:47:27 AM #

Cheney's favorite saying: A round in a Quayle is worth two in a Bush? I AM the funny one! FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!

iGanja United States
2/16/2006 5:09:08 AM #

and the winner is... kmt thank you all for playing.

kmt United States
2/16/2006 6:11:14 AM #

woo hoo!

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Oh, I Ganja

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